Hyped hip-hop phenoms are like new cars: They depreciate
in value as soon as they drive off the lot. For every Nas
living up to his advance buzz, there's a Canibus done in
by the heads' great expectations. Eminem has plenty of hype
to justify. He's not only the first new protTgT from Dr.
Dre in years, he's the first new sound from Dr. Dre in years.
He's also a white MC in a rap scene that hasn't gotten any
less black in two decades. A twenty-four-year-old ghetto
child from Detroit - a town with a history of race tricksters,
from Funkadelic to Madonna -- Eminem has to bring something
new to the table, and he does with The Slim Shady LP. Simply
put, Eminem will crack you up -- proclaiming, "I try
to keep it positive/And play it cool/Shoot up the playground/And
tell the kids to stay in school," he's the dizziest
hip-hop clown since Biz Markie first got the vapors.
If Eminem has a white-rap precedent, it's Rodney Dangerfield
in his strictly-for-tha-hardcore 1983 hit, "Rappin'
Rodney," in which R-Boogie busted rhymes like, "Steak
and sex, my favorite pair/I have them both the same way:
very rare." Eminem is on some serious Dangerfield shit
in loser anthems like "My Name Is," "Brain
Damage" and "I'm Shady." He plays the race
card for laughs, goofing on his role as the ultimate white
geek, the "class-clown freshman/ Dressed like Les Nessman."
The whine in his upper register recalls other hip-hop comics,
like the Beasties' Ad-Rock, Public Enemy's Flavor Flav and
Cypress Hill's B-Real, but Eminem has his own flat Midwestern
twang to help him parody the white cornball in a black world,
kind of like that cop on Sanford and Son or Bentley on The
Jeffersons. It's a good joke, and Eminem milks it - he reminds
you how much Eighties hip-hopheads loved Pee-wee Herman.
The beats on Slim Shady are low-affect West Coast funk
in the Dre style, with the Doctor producing or co-producing
three cuts. But the steady midtempo grooves won't distract
anyone from the voice. Eminem has skills -- he's a warp-speed
human rhyming dictionary with LL Cool J's gift for the killer
dis. He doesn't rap about the hustling high life, just minimum-wage
jobs, high school beat-downs and decidedly ill drug dementia,
while tossing curves like, "I bought Lauryn Hill's
tape so her kids could starve." Eminem's Zen-like pursuit
of the ultimate gross-out joke leads him down roads you
may not care to travel, but on such an avowedly offensive
album, that's the name of the game. The bitch bashing gets
tired fast; the wife-killing jokes of "'97 Bonnie and
Clyde" aren't any funnier than Garth Brooks', and "My
Fault" belongs on some sorry-ass Bloodhound Gang record.
But the sicko giggles keep coming whenever Eminem rips into
his favorite target: himself.
A hip-hop disciple inheriting a twisted American racial
history he didn't create, Eminem probably speaks for a lot
of his fans when he asks, "How the fuck can I be white?/I
don't even exist." Other white people are incomprehensible
to him; cowboys, hippies, ravers, frat boys and British
twits all appear on Slim Shady as cartoon stereotypes, barely
worth the trouble of laughing at. Eminem doesn't have many
peeps to shout out to, not even his old hood, and there's
something lonely about the sound of one voice rapping for
nearly a whole album -- he has hardly any homeys making
cameos. Eminem is clever enough to make a running gag out
of his cultural alienation, but that doesn't mean it's not
real. For all the alienation on Slim Shady, Eminem earns
his buzz as a bona fide rap star one tasteless insult at
a time, battling the world with a mouthful of adjectives
and a boxful of laxatives.
by Rob Sheffield, Rolling Stone